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{"slip": { "id": 72, "advice": "Don't eat anything your grandparents wouldn't recognise as food."}}

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{"fact":"The first formal cat show was held in England in 1871; in America, in 1895.","length":75}

{"fact":"The heaviest cat on record is Himmy, a Tabby from Queensland, Australia. He weighed nearly 47 pounds (21 kg). He died at the age of 10.","length":135}

{"slip": { "id": 206, "advice": "Don't waste food."}}

{"slip": { "id": 220, "advice": "Most things are not as bad as you think they are."}}

{"fact":"A cat\u2019s brain is biologically more similar to a human brain than it is to a dog\u2019s. Both humans and cats have identical regions in their brains that are responsible for emotions.","length":177}

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