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{"fact":"Cats, especially older cats, do get cancer. Many times this disease can be treated successfully.","length":96}
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Inishmore is the largest of the Aran Islands in Galway Bay, off the west coast of Ireland. With an area of 31 km2 (12 sq mi) and a population of 820, it is the second-largest island off the Irish coast and most populous of the Aran Islands.
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