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{"type":"standard","title":"Juodkiškiai Reservoir","displaytitle":"Juodkiškiai Reservoir","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q16454112","titles":{"canonical":"Juodkiškiai_Reservoir","normalized":"Juodkiškiai Reservoir","display":"Juodkiškiai Reservoir"},"pageid":66275785,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/76/Juodki%C5%A1ki%C5%B3_tvenkinys_20100714.jpg/320px-Juodki%C5%A1ki%C5%B3_tvenkinys_20100714.jpg","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/76/Juodki%C5%A1ki%C5%B3_tvenkinys_20100714.jpg","width":1200,"height":900},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1239280894","tid":"c539aec5-557b-11ef-9954-b46905ef5e31","timestamp":"2024-08-08T11:45:55Z","description":"Reservoir in Lithuania","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":55.28805556,"lon":24.04111111},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juodki%C5%A1kiai_Reservoir","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juodki%C5%A1kiai_Reservoir?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juodki%C5%A1kiai_Reservoir?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Juodki%C5%A1kiai_Reservoir"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juodki%C5%A1kiai_Reservoir","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Juodki%C5%A1kiai_Reservoir","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juodki%C5%A1kiai_Reservoir?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Juodki%C5%A1kiai_Reservoir"}},"extract":"The Juodkiškiai Reservoir is an artificial lake in Kėdainiai District Municipality, central Lithuania. It is located 2 kilometres (1.2 mi) east from Kėdainiai, next to Taučiūnai village. It was created in 1980, when a dam on the Obelis river was built next to Juodkiškiai hamlet. In 1995, the dam was reconstructed and a small hydroelectric plant built.","extract_html":"
The Juodkiškiai Reservoir is an artificial lake in Kėdainiai District Municipality, central Lithuania. It is located 2 kilometres (1.2 mi) east from Kėdainiai, next to Taučiūnai village. It was created in 1980, when a dam on the Obelis river was built next to Juodkiškiai hamlet. In 1995, the dam was reconstructed and a small hydroelectric plant built.
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{"fact":"A cat cannot see directly under its nose.","length":41}
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{"fact":"In the original Italian version of Cinderella, the benevolent fairy godmother figure was a cat.","length":95}
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{"fact":"A cat has the power to sometimes heal themselves by purring. A domestic cat's purr has a frequency of between 25 and 150 Hertz, which happens to be the frequency at which muscles and bones best grow and repair themselves. ","length":222}
{"fact":"Cats have individual preferences for scratching surfaces and angles. Some are horizontal scratchers while others exercise their claws vertically.","length":145}
{"fact":"Two members of the cat family are distinct from all others: the clouded leopard and the cheetah. The clouded leopard does not roar like other big cats, nor does it groom or rest like small cats. The cheetah is unique because it is a running cat; all others are leaping cats. They are leaping cats because they slowly stalk their prey and then leap on it.","length":354}
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