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Ködnitz is a municipality in the district of Kulmbach in Bavaria in Germany.
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Jacob Andrew Barnes is an American professional baseball pitcher who is a free agent. He has previously played in Major League Baseball (MLB) for the Milwaukee Brewers, Kansas City Royals, Los Angeles Angels, New York Mets, Toronto Blue Jays, Detroit Tigers, New York Yankees, St. Louis Cardinals, and Washington Nationals. He made his MLB debut in 2016.
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